CROW IS COMPLEX AND FOR THE WIN!
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Sep. 3rd, 2008 | 05:07 am
I got the following LULZfest from zoe_i_am, and ran my name through it. All the answers are TRUE! I swear!
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Crow!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Crow.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Crow!
- The fingerprints of Crow are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Crow!
- Half a cup of Crow contains only seventeen calories.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Crow.
- Scientists believe that Crow began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Crow had to pay a special Crow tax.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Crow!