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CROW IS COMPLEX AND FOR THE WIN!

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Sep. 3rd, 2008 | 05:07 am
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I got the following LULZfest from zoe_i_am, and ran my name through it. All the answers are TRUE! I swear!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crow!

  1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Crow!
  2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Crow.
  3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Crow!
  4. The fingerprints of Crow are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Crow!
  6. Half a cup of Crow contains only seventeen calories.
  7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Crow.
  8. Scientists believe that Crow began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Crow had to pay a special Crow tax.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Crow!
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Idiot with a Keyboard

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from: falconwhitaker
date: Sep. 2nd, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, I can eat half a cup of you for only 17 calories? Can I? :D

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morriganscrow

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from: morriganscrow
date: Sep. 2nd, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
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Of course! *serves*

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Idiot with a Keyboard

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from: falconwhitaker
date: Sep. 2nd, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
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Ooh, tasty! :D

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Lo C

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from: lostlo
date: Sep. 8th, 2008 05:00 am (UTC)
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lo!

  1. Lo will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Lo.
  3. There are 336 dimples on Lo!
  4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Lo has 7.
  5. The Lo-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Lo-fights take place there every day!
  6. Lo is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  7. Lo has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  8. Lo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  9. Lo, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  10. Lo is the world's smallest mammal.
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Hahaaha, that was awesome, thanks!

Mine are all true but #4. I know too much about genetics to have an odd number of chromosomes. The only circumstances I'd allow that is if I somehow became a superhuman with a triploid genome like bananas... but then it still wouldn't be 7, it would be 9. Although for me a more realistic number would be 369. It would explain how I'm so scattered :)

Wow, I am such a geek.

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