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Name:
morriganscrow
Birthdate:
25 January 1960
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My daughter told me about deleterius. I'm an ex-nurse, now an invalid pensioner, only child, only have one child, am happily divorced, am the property and chew-toy of 5 cats, and am using lots of commas just for the heck of it.
I'm 48, of Anglo-Irish descent, with dark hair, hazel eyes. I am an Aquarian, a practicing Celtic Shaman, and I teach Tarot and similar disciplines as well as do professional readings.
I'm a poet, and my work can be found at deviantART.


My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Grace Lady Jane the Insubstantial of Wimblish upon Frognaze
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You Are a Total Brainiac



You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius.

You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident.



You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to.

No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you.



You've got the brains to do anything you want.

It's possible you end up doing everything you want.






Your Gemstone is Amber



Creative, happy, and logical.

You shine in any intellectual endeavor






Your Native American Name Is...



Awendela Keezheekoni




Your name means: Morning Burning Fire







Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility



You are stealth, complex, and creative.

You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way.

A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood.

You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack!



Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends



Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get






You Are Trinity



"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again."






You Are Artemis!



Brave, and a natural born leader.

You're willing to fight for what you believe in...

And willing to make tough decisions.

Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too!






Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 87%



Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High



You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off.

You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by.

And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!






There's a 48% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens



Maybe you've really been abducted by aliens... but probably not.

Let's face it. You're just a little weirder than most people.






You Are Cilantro



The bad news is that there are some people who can't stand you.

The good news is that most people love you more than anything else in the world.

You are distinct, unusual, fresh, and very controversial. And you wouldn't have it any other way.





After you die...
Heaven



After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.





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You are The High Priestess


Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.


The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.


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Which Tarot Card Are You Most Like? (Major Arcana only not all shown)
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You scored as The High Priestess

The High Priestess is about being very intuned with her feelings and not being able to share thoses feelings easily. She is very hidden and secretive and prefers to not stand out but she is not a loner.


The Magician


85%

The High Priestess


85%

The Lovers


70%

The Empress and The Emperor


70%

Justice


65%

Judgement


60%

The Fool


55%

The World


50%

The Hermit


50%

The Hanged Man


45%

The Devil


40%

Death


35%

The Hierophant


35%

The Moon


25%





On the twelfth day of Christmas, morriganscrow sent to me...
Twelve tigers drumming
Eleven vampires writing
Ten druids a-listening
Nine cats cooking
Eight wolves a-roleplaying
Seven dragons a-sporking
Six squickalicious a-reading
Five do-o-o-ouglas adams
Four star wars
Three gay rights
Two mary sues
...and a trogdor in a merry gentry.
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In 2008, morriganscrow resolves to...
Give up writing.
Lose ten insults by March.
Go roleplaying three times a week.
Apply for a new supernatural.
Ask my boss for a manga.
Start a bitchiwitch fund.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I pushed reenie72 in the mud (-17 points). In October I turned aisling_iontas in for farting in church (3 points). In September I bought porn for seraphtrevs (-10 points). Last month I bought porn for das_mervin (10 points). Last week I put gum in halflight007's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-26 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
morriganscrow

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I am a d12


Take the quiz at dicepool.com


This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.

And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.




The Recipe For Jane



3 parts Tease

2 parts Daring

1 part Vigor



Splash of Talent



Limit yourself to one serving. This cocktail is strong!





ColorQuiz.com morriganscrow took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a ..."


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Your Mind is Orange



Of all the mind types, yours is the quickest.

You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.

Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun!



You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture.






Your Aura is Blue



Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.

You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.



The purpose of your life: showing love to other people



Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah



Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor






Your Superhero Profile



Your Superhero Name is The Chimp Singer

Your Superpower is Super Speed

Your Weakness is Rain

Your Weapon is Your Toxic Bludgeon

Your Mode of Transportation is Unicycle






Your Score: NIGHTCRAWLER!


45 arrogance, 150 compassion, 50 sexuality, 210 trust




Confident without being arrogant, compassionate without being naive, Nightcrawler is the most mellow, well-adjusted X-Man ever. He balances a healthy love life with a high level of professionalism.




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Your Score: Gabriel


So you need Healing (68%), Knowledge (50%), Inspiration (60%), and Strength (62%)?




Archangel Gabriel is the Angel of mercy and harmony, and the protector of all that is pure and innocent. He assists humans in developing and utilizing their intuitive ability and grants wisdom in interpreting dreams and visions.


Gabriel assists us in the realization of our total potential, and harmonizes all necessary factors which will aid us in achieving your goals. He takes away sorrow and helps us find happiness, offers inspiration and divine inner strength during times when there appears to be little to be joyful about, and diminishes self-destructive tendencies by replacing them with gentle growth of new hope.


Gabriel is also traditionally known as the great communicator for the Divine. So he is especially able to help with inner communications between our conscious and subconscious, as well as provide practical support for effective communications in our outer, day-to-day life. He supports artists in expressing themselves, helps them to think clearly and encourages them to remain with their ideas until their masterpiece is finished. He is the Patron Angel of writers and journalists whom he aids in getting their messages out to the world.


One of Gabriel's tasks is to guide the souls of unborn babies through their mother�s pregnancy. He spends the nine months informing the new person of what he or she will need to know on Earth, and just before its birth he will silence the child by pressing his finger onto the child's lips in order to ensure the safety of the secrets of divine wisdom, thus producing the cleft below a person's nose. It is called the �Sign of Gabriel�s Touch�.


A Bit of Trivia:


Gabriel is one of the four greatest Archangels, the other three being Raphael, Michael, and Uriel. Just like Ariel and Jophiel, Gabriel is sometimes referred to as a female. He corresponds with the Water signs, Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio. He is considered the Angel of the Moon and thus the ruler of Monday, the day of gentleness and intuition. His symbols are the chalice and fountain representing purification and rejuvenation, but also the white lily and jasmine standing for purity. He can be seen on the Tarot card Key 20 � Judgement, which shows him in his role as the resurrecting force. This card causes confusion as the trumpet is generally though of as a symbol of the angel Israfel.


Jophiel - Michael - Israfel - Raziel - Ariel - Uriel - Gabriel - Raphael - Zadkiel - Jeremiel




Link: The Angel Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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I was Harry Potter at the Harry Potter character quiz @ Crazylicious.com


i'm in ravenclaw!

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The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!


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Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."


Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

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Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)



Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.



Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men

You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.






Your Pirate Name Is...



Mad Bessie Backstabber







You Are 84% Intuitive



Your intuition is so spot on it's scary!

You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut.

And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times.

Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong!










Which Doctor (from Doctor Who) Are You?




You are the seventh Doctor! Warm and friendly to those around you, your manner can take a dark turn at times. Those who cross your path have significant reason to fear, as your morality is a bit more liquid then might make some comfortable. However, you are not human, and behind those clever eyes a new scheme is brewing. The responsibility of protecting the universe lies on your shoulders. How can you help it if no one understands?
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You scored 3 twinky points, 4 twat points, 2 family points and 4 squicky points




Well, here we are. The sorting dildo, after filing through your selected orifice, has chosen your house and recorded the points. Good stuff. For those who are still a little confused, let me fill in the blanks. Do I need to say it is the top number? If it is a draw, go back to question () and change your answer to whatever is closest.


Twinkydink(Twinky Points): Well, your test shows that you are mad about gay things. While the majority of people in this house tend to be male, we still get a few lesbians who preferred to be here. This house is decorated in rainbow colors, has all the things that gay people getting it on will need with a spa and sauna to boot. Welcome to this house of Queers.


Twatrot(Twat points): Skanks, hoes, slags, bitches,big mama's and so on who just can't close their legs are welcome here. When they say 'take one for the team,' you simply take it a bit further. Cock, twat, toys and anything else you can think of have all been exposed to your personal region at some point. There is nothing you'd do to get your kicks (as well as give someone theirs.) Your house comes with everything you could need. Welcome to twatrot.


Megacest(Family points): Welcome to the family home.... literally. In here, you will find any combination of family members jumping one another. While the most of you are probably in here because you have a major thing for twins, some of you have pictured someone else's family members going for each other because they were all so hot. Don't take your new home offensively, because it is a great honor to be elected for this house. Not many people get in, so make it count.


Squickalicious(Squick points): Creative imagination and serious turn-ons that general boinking just won't satisfy. Bring on the leather, bodily fluids and other weird and wonderful things to get you going all the way. Who needs sexuality? You've got your whip and someone will do what you say, or else you'll be on all fours... you get the general idea. The most disgusting, but strangely creative house of them all, welcome to the Squickilicious House.


Now then, you know where you stand. Some of you probably more shocked than you'd expect. We have a lot of fun here, so come on by and say hello, read some badfics and be amazed, horrified or even turned on (if you're as strange as we are) and enjoy the show! TO ALL MEMBERS: Please remember to respond to the entry with your result. Just the house name will do!






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Your Slogan Should Be



What Happens in Jane, Stays in Jane






You Are 24% Evil



A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.






You Are A Lily



You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.

People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.

You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.

Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.






You are a Self-Discoverer



You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.

Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.

You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.

You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.

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